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bottlehawk · 2 years ago

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rose lalonde as a mom would be a dad. no i am not going to elaborate

#homestuck #bottlehawk text #rose lalonde #no i am anyways.#she drives with her wife and ten kids and insists she knows a shortcut and ends up getting them lost in backwoods country.#she knows everything and how to do everything and her kids end up calling her at 30 to come replace the window screens in the house #when they go to a restaurant she silently slides her card to the waiter and tells them to put it all on it and also to tip themselves 20%.#says no to every pet her kids ask for yet ends up being the one to get the most attached to them.#sleeps and snores like a bear and gets extremely embarrassed about it #reveals the craziest lore about herself to her kids when they're grown up after christmas dinner in the most casual way #and of course the toxic emotional distancing and inability to function when mom's not in town but in my fantasy she gets better about it.

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bizarrebazaar13 · 2 months ago

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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

#aelan speaks #fornax cain #fun fact i used to think imposter syndrome was more literal #not so much “i don’t deserve this good thing and i’ve somehow tricked people into thinking i do”#but more like “i am straight up not a person and everyone knows it”#“and i am TRYING to be a person but i can’t get it right and they all KNOW and i should not be here but i don’t know where else to go”#anyway i was a normal child

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macdenlover · 9 months ago

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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

#making this at 2 am was like top 10 autism moment for me #this is helping me make sense of so many things hopefully it helps someone else too idk #user macdenlover drops badly drawn infographic media literacy rates skyrocket theres world peace #anyways #for sunny 1.5 is the sweet spot for me. a sexy medium rare if u will #but it completely depends on the piece of media #with supernatural i was a 2.5 on a good day.

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tawnysoup · 29 days ago

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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

#stp spoilers #slay the princess spoilers #stp dragon #stp the princess and the dragon #I FINISHED THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO AND CONSISTENTLY FORGOT TO POST IT UNTIL I REMEMBERED JUST NOW LMAO FUCK #i made it for my showreel when i realised stp is full of good lines to lip sync to and ooohhhh what a fun challenge it was #and such a fun sketchy art style to emulate too. i dont think i quite nailed it but you have to take liberties when it's animation dont you #anyway this route makes me insane. getting to finally see ourself and finding out we're a SICK ASS GIANT DESTRUCTIVE CREATURE?!!!#the princess is so good at making me feel feeble and pathetic in this game. i had no idea. i am so so happy. this is gender euphoria #thank u my friend @rune-chaser for introducing me to this game bc it's so cool!!! and has made me cry more than once! yayyy!!!#stp #slay the princess #stp princess #stp the long quiet #my animations #my art #EDIT: changed the name in the desc from stp to slay the princess bc i want non stp players to know what the game is. shoulda done it sooner

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lara-cairncross · 11 days ago

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this man has never met an alien he couldn’t parent

#sonic movie 3 #shadow the hedgehog #tom wachowski #sonic the hedgehog #i am never drawing an adult man again that SUCKED #my art #anyway that quote was made for shadow and nobody can convince me otherwise

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captainjonnitkessler · 6 months ago

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>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

#anyway this is why i'm the way i am about politics and people who advocate against 'participating in the system'#i am on my way to becoming one of the ten guys and frankly? it's fucking exhausting #i chatted with the union president afterwards and he got this haunted look in his eye #and was like 'i'm glad to see you getting involved but remember you can say no. you can always say no.#don't let anyone bully you into doing more than you want to. make time for yourself. YOU CAN SAY NO.'#which was good and much appreciated advice! but also. ominous

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muffinlance · 9 months ago

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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents #we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy #but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses #that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway #at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants #now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND #her pronouns are om/nom #literal definition of a baby

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leafuxxtea · 24 days ago

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trans flag colors nurse miku (based off on those daiso nurse stickers)